Make it go away

Dustin Diamond mostly known as dork Screech Powers from "Saved by the Bell" is ready for his porn tape moment.

He's apparently featured doing the "Dirty Sanchez" (I just threw up in my mouth) in a 40-minute sex tape with 2 other women.

Roger Paul, Dustin's manager revealed: "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

Um, ok Dustin, if I promise to never think of you as Screech again, and everyone in the whole world promises to never think of you as Screech again. will you make this whole porn tape thing go away? It's just not right.

Good try. A for effort. But come on. Knock it off.

Or I will have A.C. Slater kick your ass.

Right after he's done dancing around in spandex.