Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Suri Cruise in the house

TomKat finally deliver!

Lil ole Katie has given birth to a healthy, bouncing baby girl. She's 7lbs 7oz and 20 inches long. They have named her Suri which in Hebrew means "princess." Anyone that can snap a photo of the new addition will be livin large for quite a while. It's rumored that one photo could bring $5 million! I feel an adventure coming on. Who wants to casually hang out outside TomKat's pad and casually peer over the walls and casually dress up like the cable guy in hoped of maybe snagging a photo? We'll split the profit, and imagine the shinanigans!

I wonder if Katie was silent like she was brainwashed..er...I mean asked to do. Maybe she totally freaked out and just screamed the whole time, just to get a rise outta Tom.

There are still rumors swirling that this is actually Chris Kleins (Katies ex) baby and that she made an agreement with Tom to make out like it's his. There were also rumors that she actually gave birth 6 months ago and this was all a cover up.

Is there hope that this kid will have a normal life or will she be jumping couches by age 3? Your predictions?


At 7:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture is absolutely ridiculous. I'll buy that rumor about having the baby months ago.

Thanks for the scoop. I knew I could count on you!


At 11:45 AM, Blogger Gina said...

I agree with you Fi, the belly is just out of control. And how is it she lost her chubbiness around her face and legs BEFORE she gave birth. Hmmm...


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