Woah!

If you're one of the few lucky enough to have heard Lucianos version of the Iranian Bruce Lee guy, you'll totally get this picture and think it's so fricken hilarious that it might take you 10 full minutes to stop laughing and catch your breath.

If you haven't heard Luciano tell this story, you have no idea what you're missing. For $10 a pop, I'll see what I can do. Trust me, it's worth it.