Friday, March 10, 2006

E-Doggs Bliz-ogg

So I have a kick ass friend of mine that I've know since high school called Erik. He's this clever, neurotic, hyper, hilarious, genuine, brilliant man. One night we were trying to teach him how to act more gansta so that maybe MTV would pimp his ride...and he tried to be all "whaa! No you diiiidn't!" He was aight...but not totally solid on his vocab and spittin' words skills. So I thought this would maybe help him visualize himself as having more street cred.

E-Doggy has this complete obsession with all things google. He lives and breathes for it and even writes posts about what he googled that day. His blog is all about trying new things this year, so I thought I'd help him out with one. Be a true PIMP like Snoop for one whole day. Talk like him. Dress like him. Smoke the pot like him. To help him commit 100%, I thought I'd give him a little help. May I present to you.

This is the down ass shit for all you gangstas that be trippin. It basically changes everything from "white mans vocab" to making it read like Snoop D to that O double G was reading it.

For example, if you google Erik's wonderful and witty blog, it come's up with this description:
my year of new things
Name:Erik Patterson: Location:Los Angeles, CA. I want to have a unique, new year. Do 365 things I never done before.

But if you type the exact same thing into, it translates it into this:
Mah Year Of New Rhymin'
Name:Erik Patterson . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay: Locatizzles Angeles, CA. I want ta have a unique, new year cuz its a pimp thang.

Ok, so here's an a little piece of his blog from today:
"Until this one random day. Like, a year later. I had just finished eating dinner at Fred 62's on Vermont Ave. and as I was walking to my car I saw her standing on the street, talking with some friends. I immediately recognized her as the girl who I'd had the really great hug with a year earlier, but I'm not sure I remembered her name. (In fact, I'm really bad with names in general, so I'm pretty certain I didn't remember it.) "

And now from Gizoogle....
"Until this one random day. Like, a year baller. I had just finished frontin' rappa at Fred 62's on Vermont Ave. n as I was walk'n ta mah ride I saw her stand'n on tha street, rapping wit some friends. I immediately recognized her as tha gizzle who I'd had tha really bootylicious hug wit a year earlia, but I'm not sure I remembered her nizzle . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. (In fizzact, I'm really bad wit names in general, so I'm pretty certain I didn't rememba it.) "

Don't you just feel more like a down ass player already? I think Erik has this in him. I can totally see him hanging in the crib with the Godfather himself..Snoop Dogg. Hey, they make a good team. They should make a movie together, like Lethal Weapon 10!

Peace out bitches!


At 7:07 PM, Blogger Erik said...

OH MY GOD. I love you SO MUCH. I wish you could see me right now because the smile on my face is so fucking huge. This is my favorite blog post from any blog ever. Not only because you have introduced me to an amazing version of google that I suspect will change my life, but because of that picture of me as a gangsta. I seriously want to use that picture for my Christmas cards this year. You are SO my non-sexual soulmate.

At 7:07 PM, Blogger Erik said...

And now, here's my comment again, but gangsta (thanks to gizoogle):

OH MY GOD . Real niggas recognize the realness.. I love you SO Mizzy . know what im sayin?. I wizzle you could see me rizzay now coz tha smile on mah fizzy is so sippin' hizzle. This is mah favorite bizzy pizzost from any B-L-to-tha-izzog motherfucka. Not only coz you have introduced me ta an amaz'n version of google thiznat I suspect wiznill change mah life, but coz of that picture of me as a gangsta crazy up in here. I seriously wizzant ta use tizzle picture fo` mah Christmas cards this year n shit. You is SO mah non-sexual soulmate so bow down to the bow wow.

At 6:08 PM, Anonymous Jesse James said...

I didn't what the coming of the rapture was going to look like, but I think now I have a better idea.

At 7:57 AM, Blogger Gina said...

I'm glad you liked the post E-Doggy. And you should SO use that photo as your Christmas card. That would be off the hizzle my nizzle!

At 7:59 AM, Blogger Gina said...

I'm glad you enjoyed this post Erik:) Isn't google off the hizzie?


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