Who are these two love bird smooching in Malibu?

well, it's Ryan Seacrest (isn't he gay?) and Teri Hatcher. Yes you heard right. What a weird couple. He's hot and she's....old.

Yes, they're making out. But the kiss just looks so awkard. As if Ryan is gay and is kissing a girl to try and put rumors to rest. Click on the photo to see it bigger and you'll see what I mean. Go on, take a look at the closed mouth scariness. I guess it could be considered kinda cute...if they were 11 years old and it was the first time they had ever kissed. Eww.