The TomKat/Suri Conspiracy Timeline

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is baffled by the mystery baby. How is it possible that there are no photos of her. None. Zip. Nada. Has this kid not left the house in 3 months? Is she locked in a tower somewhere?

TMZ has this great piece on the Suri Cruise mystery.

"It's been 86 days since the birth of Suri Cruise -- and about a split-second since the latest conspiracy theory about Hollywood's most elusive baby.

New rumors surface by the hour -- that Tom and Katie are holding out for a better magazine photo deal, that Scientology is involved in the mystery, that Suri doesn't even exist!So what has fueled the rumors? TMZ has created a timeline that may explain why Suri is becoming a national obsession.

Take a look at these pictures. On March 25, Katie, who was eight months pregnant at the time, looked ginormous. But then, on April 5, 13 days before she gave birth, Katie seemed to shrink.

And there's more.



These are the only images we could find of Katie post-pregnancy. And, of course, zilch on Suri. "


TMZ has some valid points. And if all that isn't weird enough, there are some items of curiosity on Suri's birth certificate. It just doesn't add up.

Where in the world is Suri Cruise?