Street Walker Spears?

Oh Brit Brit, why are you so trashy? It looks like you're trying to go for the classy and sexy "Christina Aguleria" with the red lips and sky high platforms. But Christina doesn't have awful hair, tired roots, trashy dress and loser husband. I'm afraid you're looking more like Courtney Love. Good effort though.

I still think she can make a comeback. With a good stylist, a good album and a good divorce lawyer. I still love ya Brit!