10 Reasons to Close Your Myspace Account!

Here's something from my friend Dustin. These are the top 10 reasons to give up Myspace. It's funny because it's true people.

1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their Myspace.

2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on Myspace?"

3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through Myspace

4. When talking about one of your friends you just refer to them as "Brandonisforlovers" rather than their real name.

5. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's so going on Myspace!"

6. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin / comment / or see that new picture 'Cuddlemaria' left?"

7. You check your Myspace as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day.

8. You know people who have gotten offended about the Top 8.

9. You start off intending to check if you have new messages / comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk.

10. You find yourself laughing (sadly) and agreeing as you read these, and you know you're going to repost this for everyone else to see

What did we do before Myspace? What did we do before the internet? Thanks for list Dustin!