Sex with Johnny Depp

Ya, I figured the title of this post would catch your attention. (Fi, Claudia, I'm talking to you.)

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Trojan condoms have offered Johnny Depp $10 million to be the "face" of their company. They've reportedly thrown around the tag line, “Stand up with Johnny for safer sex.”

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Hmm, kind of blah if you ask me. Some reports say that Johnny is interested in doing it, he just has to see if he can fit it into his schedule. Others say there is no truth to the rumors.

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I wonder what the ad's would look like?