Blow them out

Happy 26th Birthday to Miss Brit Brit Spears.

Hey B, when you blow those candles out, wish for the common sense to hire a good manager, publicist and stylist. And wish for forgiveness. Forgiveness for that birds nest you call your hair, for all the damage you've done to your image, for the way you treat your kids, for throwing your career in the toilet, and oh so much more.

I have a good feeling the public will give you one more shot.

So close your eyes and make a wish!