You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

Page Six reports that New Year's Eve party-goers at NYC's Stereo were told they had to bounce to make room for some people that bring the headlines.

CLUBGOERS who dropped $250 a head to party at Stereo on New Year's Eve were not amused when their big night was cut short by a celebrity invasion.

Impulse Productions and Heineken were throwing the bash, and revelers were promised they could party down until 3:30 a.m. But everyone was kicked out at 2:30 to make room for a whole crew of A-listers who had earlier been whooping it up at the Hudson Hotel.

Stereo owner Michael Satsky ushered 200 celebrants in through the back door, including Christina Aguilera, Jordan Bratman, John Mayer, Jessica Simpson and Topher Grace. "Twenty-ninth Street was bumper to bumper with black SUVs," said our source.

Inside the club, it was like "a love competition" to see who could make out the longest: "It was Jessica and John vs. Christina and Jordan. Both couples were fully locking lips and spooning into the early morning."

So, John and Jess are officially together huh? It sure sounds that way. I think they are kind of a weird match up, but I like it. But I don't believe for once second that he likes her music. How could he? Maybe he will be able to point her to a different direction?