Can you hold a note?

I'm so excited to watch American Idol tonight.

Even though this will be it's 6th season, I still love it. And of course, the first week where they show all the crap singers and deranged wanna be's is a highlight.

There are certain things that will be a given, such as Simon being annoyed, Randy calling out his dawgs, Paula spicing up her soda with a bottle of vodka and Ryan pretending he's straight. And as predictable as it is, I love it all. Bring it on.

Speaking of Paula, what is her deal really? It seems like she's smashed half the time, but her people insist on her just being "tired." MmKay. Why don't you watch this and tell me what you think.

Smashed out of her head?
"Tired?"

I'm going over to Fi's tonight to share in the joy with her and Shirley. It's so much better when you can pass judgement on total strangers with your girlfriends.

If you want to know what the audtion process is like, but don't want to stand in line for four days, check out this article on msnbc.com.

Kincaid ouuuuut!