Getting Worse

Do you want to hear today's "date idea" from my google page? It's ridiculous...I mean really...

"Go and shoot your own turkey. When you come back, clean it and dress it for dinner. "

Yes, it really says that. I couldn't make this stuff up!
So now they're advocating the hunting of animals? And how is this a good date on any level?

There is also a daily snippet called "Today's reason to drink" (like I need one!) and here it is:
"Make yourself a Purple Nipple today to celebrate seeing Janet Jackson's nipple during the Super Bowl today in 2004."

Ha ha ha....ok, that one was kind of funny!