Blind items

These three blind items were printed in the New York Post, Page 6 gossip column. It doesn't take a genius to figure these out. I've put my guess under each item.

"WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with. "
My little misguided Brit Brit

"WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik?"
Lindsay Lohan

WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off."
Brit and Paris